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"chaku se na maro mere dostko,koi lathi se na maro mere dostko...."BOMB" ka jamana hai...."URA DO SAKEKO "!
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→A girl comes late to class. Professor: Why are you late? Girl: Sir a boy was following me. Professor: So how did you got late? Girl: Sir the boy was moving very slow. !
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→ → ßoy→what w0uld yu d0 If I punched yu??? Girl→I w0uld punched yu back ßoy→& If I slapped yu??? Girl→I w0uld slapped yu back ßoy→& If I l0ved yu Girl→:):):):):) !
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">The only people whom I greet"Good morning" are those whoare smart, cute and malakas angsex appeal. So, pano ba yan? E digood afternoon na lang sayo!!
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">UsefulSomeone has rightly said, "A foolcan ask More questions that awise man cannot answer"No Wonder why so many of usspeechless when lecturers askquestion..!!
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" >Ur brain is special.It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.In right, nothing LEFT.In left, nothing RIGHT.!
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Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars,katrina kaifki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha“kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?Baita rote hoye bola,“papa main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai!
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2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.dhoni Ne six maara.Pehla Pagal!!Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai!
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Coke1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola MAAAurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi HoonMachar: Aisa Na Bol MAAMain Teri“Coke”Se Nikla Hoon.!
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Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,Aur khoob dawat ki,subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?!
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